“You give them mouth to mouse resuscitation.”
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August 9, 2013 by Peter Galen Massey
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I think you have a spelling mistake – it should be ‘mouse to mouse’…
I was actually thinking of a human reviving a little white critter, but yours works too. If such a joke is worth fixing, of course.
đ I knew that – just getting at you…
I thought it was a reasonable variant. I thought of another, and have forgotten it, but it will come back.
Eek, squeak or whatever noise resembles a suitably mouse-like guffaw. Do mice guffaw đ