“When Mice Have Cardiac Arrest…” | Vile Puns

“You give them mouth to mouse resuscitation.”

Posted in Jokes & Puns | 5 Comments

on August 9, 2013 at 9:08 pm | Reply kiwiskan

I think you have a spelling mistake – it should be ‘mouse to mouse’…
- on August 9, 2013 at 10:03 pm | Reply Peter Galen Massey
  
  I was actually thinking of a human reviving a little white critter, but yours works too. If such a joke is worth fixing, of course.
  - on August 9, 2013 at 11:11 pm kiwiskan
    
    🙂 I knew that – just getting at you…
  - on August 10, 2013 at 3:41 pm Peter Galen Massey
    
    I thought it was a reasonable variant. I thought of another, and have forgotten it, but it will come back.
on August 9, 2013 at 10:38 pm | Reply Gallivanta

Eek, squeak or whatever noise resembles a suitably mouse-like guffaw. Do mice guffaw 😉