“Did you here about the new store opening down the street? It sells used Indian clothing.”
“No, what’s it called?”
“Whose Sari Now.“
“A Store that Sells Used Indian Clothing” | Vile Puns
October 14, 2012 by Peter Galen Massey
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Not bad at all Peter. You may start a new craze?? 🙂
Maybe I should trademark the joke while I can.
Oooh!
Yeah, bad isn’t it? A good pun is no fun at all.
A seasonal pun: what do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Love it. Ran downstairs to tell my son. He knew the punch line, though. P.
My son gave me one. What do you call a cow that’s just given birth? “De-calf-einated.”