“A Store that Sells Used Indian Clothing” | Vile Puns | Peter Galen Massey

“A Store that Sells Used Indian Clothing” | Vile Puns

October 14, 2012 by Peter Galen Massey

“Did you here about the new store opening down the street? It sells used Indian clothing.”

“No, what’s it called?”

“Whose Sari Now.“

Posted in Jokes & Puns | 7 Comments

7 Responses

on October 14, 2012 at 3:24 pm | Reply kiwiskan

Not bad at all Peter. You may start a new craze?? 🙂
- on October 14, 2012 at 3:51 pm | Reply Peter Galen Massey
  
  Maybe I should trademark the joke while I can.
on October 16, 2012 at 3:03 pm | Reply lazarusthechiefengineer

Oooh!
- on October 16, 2012 at 5:09 pm | Reply Peter Galen Massey
  
  Yeah, bad isn’t it? A good pun is no fun at all.
on October 24, 2012 at 5:44 pm | Reply Janny

A seasonal pun: what do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
- on October 24, 2012 at 6:51 pm | Reply Peter Galen Massey
  
  Love it. Ran downstairs to tell my son. He knew the punch line, though. P.
- on October 25, 2012 at 4:32 pm | Reply Peter Galen Massey
  
  My son gave me one. What do you call a cow that’s just given birth? “De-calf-einated.”

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