“Ah, ma petite belle. You make me feel zo warm. My love for you is like a phlegm. A bright, orange, burning phlegm.”
A French Lover with a Head Cold | Puns by Massey
January 11, 2013 by Peter Galen Massey
January 11, 2013 by Peter Galen Massey

“Ah, ma petite belle. You make me feel zo warm. My love for you is like a phlegm. A bright, orange, burning phlegm.”
Did you have a holiday over Christmas….?
I interpret that question like this: “No psychologically more or less normal person, not suffering from acute mental exhaustion, would make such a joke. Therefore, Pete must be suffering from acute mental exhaustion brought on by lack of holiday because otherwise ….” Nope, feel fine. Make these kind of jokes all the time. I try to save just the really good ones for the internet. “Good” being a word with a very elastic meaning in my personal vocabulary.
You are very astute
But still crazy on some level.
My wife just told me, she saw the post and thought, “Urg! He did it.” I thought she liked this one. But then again, it wouldn’t be the first time I was wrong.
Wives are often right
Too funny. Thanks for a good end of the week.
Charming.
In a way that isn’t?
But it is in a weird way. I think my Francophile nature predisposes me to finding anything French or associated with the French as charming!
Love it!